do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
so today my friend and i were getting on the bus to go back home, and i always keep my bus pass in my wallet where an id is supposed to go so i can just whip it out and show it to the bus driver and its all chill and i look fuckin smooth bc i took like 4 seconds to get on the bus
so i did the usual flash move and the bus driver gave a really confused look at my bus pass. so i turned my wallet back around to me aND I HAD ACCIDENTALLY SHOWED HIM OJAMA YELLOW
I HAVE TWO SIDES WITH AN ID SLOT
*steps on something wet* *screams for 34 years*